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Policeman: "Hey, you! You're crossing the street when the light says, 'Don’t Walk'!"

Pedestrian: "Sorry, officer, I thought it was an ad for the bus company."

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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A friend of mine has three boys, the youngest of whom, Gregory, had just started school.

I told my nephew in Florida I couldn't believe he was going back to school. I asked what his mother would do all day now that he was in school.

"Cartwheels," he answered.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Retired Terp" |
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Teacher: Little Johnny, how old were you on your last birthday?

Little Johnny: Seven.

Teacher: How old will you be on your next birthday?

Little Johnny: Nine.

Teacher: That's impossible.

Little Johnny: No it isn’t teacher. I’m eight today.

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A government committee was formed to investigate the emergence of Ireland as a world financial power.

After months of study and deliberation, they determined that it was due to the fact that the country's capital was always 'Dublin'.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |