Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike!
Hospital officials say they will find out what the doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs.
Her: "I don't even know what the cloning machine does?"
Me: "Well, that makes two of us."
My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him...
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his high water bill...
So I sent him a “Get 'Well' Soon” card.