Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike!

Hospital officials say they will find out what the doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs.

Her: "I don't even know what the cloning machine does?"

Me: "Well, that makes two of us."

My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him...

So I suggested Kaye and Elle.