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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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I used my best shower singing voice and did an audition try out to become a member of the local Christmas choir.

After the audition, I asked the director how I did. He said, "I will have you sing tenor."

"You mean right next to the baritones?" I asked.

"No," he said, "I mean you should sing ten or more feet away from the choir."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Dentist: "You need a crown."

Patient: "Finally, someone who understands me."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Julia's mother asked her, "Why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?"

"Because," Julia answered, "that's where my canary is."

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