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The Professor was teaching his students, and asked them "What's the difference between complete and finished"?
The students all look amazed, with no answers
Well says the Professor "if you marry the right person, your life is complete"
However if you marry the wrong person, you life is finished
BUT if you sleep with the wrong person and the right person finds out?
You are completely finished!

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Les Smedley" |
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“Suicidal Twin kills sister by accident!!!”

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posted by "ltsai" |
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Competitive Salary-Paying you less than our competitions.
Join our Fast Paced Team-We expect you to know everything so we don’t train you.
Casual Work Atmosphere-We don’t pay you enough to dress you up
Must be Deadline Oriented-You are 6 months behind on your first day.
Duties Will Vary-Anyone in the Office can boss you around
Must have an eye for detail-We have no quality control

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "ltsai" |
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Q: What food did Dracula bring to the party?

A: Fang-furters!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Beethoven'sWife" |