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Favorite this joke A couple decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by hosting a big party.
The wife was excited and asked her husband what he thought was the bond that kept them together throughout the years.
His reply, “Our marriage certificate, dear.”
I was watching the Super Bowl with my ninety two year old grandfather. One team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one...
I was gonna tell him, but the game he was watching was better.
A guy and his dog went into a bar. The guy tells the bartender, named Rafe, that his dog is the smartest dog in the world. Rafe tells the guy to prove it.
Guy: What's the bartenders name?
Dog: Rafe!
Guy: What's the thing that covers a house?
Dog: Roof!
Guy: What is the opposite of smooth?
Dog: Rough!
Guy: Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?
Dog: Ruth!
Then Rafe kicks the guy and his dog out of the bar because he's had enough of their trickery. When outside the bar, the dog says to the guy, "I think I know what went wrong. I should have said 'Mantle'!"
Definition of Eternity: The last two minutes of a football game.
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