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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous...

I see a few new faces here this week, and I must say, I am very disappointed.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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A female crab was walking down the beach one evening when she noticed a male crab coming toward her, but he was walking straight and not sideways.

Impressed by his talent, she decided to marry him immediately. The next morning she noticed him walking sideways like any ordinary crab. She asked, "What happened? Yesterday you were able to walk straight!"

He answered, "What?! I can't get that drunk every day!"

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A family was celebrating their daughter's fifth birthday at a local restaurant when the little girl's father noticed her looking sadly at a moose head on the wall. Someone had placed a party hat on its head. Her father knelt beside her and explained why some people hunt animals.

"I know all that," the child sobbed. "But why did they have to shoot him at his birthday party?"

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posted by "merk" |
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You know that you're a really boring person when someone steals your identity and then tries to give it back.

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |