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Favorite this joke I was watching the Super Bowl with my ninety two year old grandfather. One team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one...
I was gonna tell him, but the game he was watching was better.
A guy and his dog went into a bar. The guy tells the bartender, named Rafe, that his dog is the smartest dog in the world. Rafe tells the guy to prove it.
Guy: What's the bartenders name?
Dog: Rafe!
Guy: What's the thing that covers a house?
Dog: Roof!
Guy: What is the opposite of smooth?
Dog: Rough!
Guy: Who's the greatest baseball player of all time?
Dog: Ruth!
Then Rafe kicks the guy and his dog out of the bar because he's had enough of their trickery. When outside the bar, the dog says to the guy, "I think I know what went wrong. I should have said 'Mantle'!"
Definition of Eternity: The last two minutes of a football game.
The local hospital for the criminally insane has been trying to help the inmates adjust to society and also get exercise at the same time. So, they built a nice nature center with a nature trail around the grounds.
What did they name this nature trail?
What else, Psycho Path.
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