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Alcohol and calculus don’t mix...

Never drink and derive.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Yo mamma so dumb...

...that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetic order

...she put paper on the television and called it pay-per-view

...she went to an orthodontist to get a Bluetooth

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CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation and found that the curtains were drawn around him.

"Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"

A nurse replied, "No, it's just that there's a fire at the empty warehouse across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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As a kid, parent-teacher conferences were embarrassing and awkward for me and my parents. My teacher made my parents write on the blackboard one hundred times, "We will not have any more children."

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "TomComedy" |