Best Jokes

The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and so his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong strokes on the back, and so he coughed the coin out.

"I don't know how to thank you, doc..." his mother started.

"I'm not a doctor," the man replied, "I'm from the IRS."

The psychiatrist pulls the new nurse to the side.

"Is something wrong, Doctor?" she asks.

The psychiatrist takes a moment before answering, "Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"

"Do you know why you've never see an elephant hiding up in a tree?"

"No, why?"

"Because they’re really good at it."

The preacher was going for a dinner visit at the home of a family where the Dad was a member of the church but the mother was not. The mother was agreeable that her husband could invite the preacher to the house for a meal though. When the preacher arrived, the mother was still working in the kitchen so he sat in the living room getting acquainted with the children.

"What are we having for dinner?" he asked.

"Crow," said the little girl.

"Oh," he said, perplexed, "do you mean chicken?"

"No," said the little girl. "Mommy said we are having the ole crow for dinner."