Best Jokes

They say we learn from our mistakes.

That's why I'm deliberately making as many as possible.

Soon I'll be a genius!

Son: "Excuse me daddy, but what is the twenty fifth letter of the alphabet?"

Dad: "Y."

Son: "Because I need to know for my test tomorrow."

A cop pulled me over and saids, "Papers."

I turned to him and said, "Scissors. I win!" and then drove away.