A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”.
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. “Your wife called, She wants her sign back!”
I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
They say we learn from our mistakes.
That's why I'm deliberately making as many as possible.
Soon I'll be a genius!
Son: "Excuse me daddy, but what is the twenty fifth letter of the alphabet?"
Dad: "Y."
Son: "Because I need to know for my test tomorrow."