Best Jokes

Young Actor: "Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years."

Father: "Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."

Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!”

His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?”

Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year?

Little Johnny: Twelve.

Teacher: Twelve? Are you sure?

Little Johnny: Yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2....