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Favorite this joke It was the usual day at our bank.
A woman came up to customer service and demanded, “What do I have to do to change the address on my account?”
Without looking up, I replied, “Move.”
Teacher: "When I was of your age, I learned very quickly and was not as slow as you are."
Student: "Wow, you must have had a good teacher then, didn't you?"
Hickory Dickory Dock...
Three mice ran up the clock...
The clock struck one...
... but the other two got away with minor injuries.
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE AND FINISHED. Some people say there is no difference but there is.
When you marry the right person, you are COMPLETE.
When you marry the wrong person, you are FINISHED.
And if you marry someone who spends too much money, then you are COMPLETELY FINISHED.
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