Hickory Dickory Dock...
Three mice ran up the clock...
The clock struck one...
... but the other two got away with minor injuries.
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE AND FINISHED. Some people say there is no difference but there is.
When you marry the right person, you are COMPLETE.
When you marry the wrong person, you are FINISHED.
And if you marry someone who spends too much money, then you are COMPLETELY FINISHED.
I found the meaning of life.
It’s on page 937 in the dictionary between the words lie and lifeboat.
Superman blames technology for his slow response to high crime.
"Look around folks, there isn't a phone booth in sight."