Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears .
Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your pain.
Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile.
But fart just one time...
The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and so his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong strokes on the back, and so he coughed the coin out.
"I don't know how to thank you, doc..." his mother started.
"I'm not a doctor," the man replied, "I'm from the IRS."
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
"Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday."
"Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?"
"What do you mean 'took them out of their shells!'"
"Do you know why you've never see an elephant hiding up in a tree?"
"No, why?"
"Because they’re really good at it."