Best Jokes

An attorney called the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him urgently. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.

"Judge Jones has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

The governor replied, "Well, it's okay with me if it's okay with the undertaker."

I was in an art creating contest.

It was pretty boring.

It ended in a draw.

Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears .

Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your pain.

Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile.

But fart just one time...

The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and so his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong strokes on the back, and so he coughed the coin out.

"I don't know how to thank you, doc..." his mother started.

"I'm not a doctor," the man replied, "I'm from the IRS."