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Favorite this joke Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts...
I believe he was a stalker.
An attorney called the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him urgently. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Jones has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
The governor replied, "Well, it's okay with me if it's okay with the undertaker."
I was in an art creating contest.
It was pretty boring.
It ended in a draw.
Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears .
Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your pain.
Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile.
But fart just one time...
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