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Favorite this joke I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own."
One of them said, "So will you."
"How long have you been married?" asked a friend.
"We have been happily married for seven years," answered the husband. "Seven out of sixteen isn't bad."
It would be embarrassing trying to explain what an appetizer is to someone from a starving country.
“Yeah, the appetizer—that’s the food we eat before we have our food. No, no, you're thinking of dessert—that’s food we have after we have our food.”
Father: The man who marries my daughter gets a prize.
Suitor: Can I see the prize first?
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