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Favorite this joke It was our great aunt's birthday, so we decided to call her up and sing "Happy Birthday."
Only trouble was we dialed the wrong number.
"Don't let it bother you," said the voice on the other end, "you need all the practice you can get."
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own."
One of them said, "So will you."
"How long have you been married?" asked a friend.
"We have been happily married for seven years," answered the husband. "Seven out of sixteen isn't bad."
It would be embarrassing trying to explain what an appetizer is to someone from a starving country.
“Yeah, the appetizer—that’s the food we eat before we have our food. No, no, you're thinking of dessert—that’s food we have after we have our food.”
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