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Two guys were sitting at the bar. One of them said, “A lady has invited me to brunch tomorrow but I know nothing of proper table etiquette."

“What do you want to know?" asked the other one.

“Well, um… for example what goes better with waffles, red or white wine?”

"Is it too late to cancel?"

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posted by "Marty" |
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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter 'F'.

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.

"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."

Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"

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posted by "merk" |
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A little girl was watching her daddy repair his tractor.

She asked her mother, "What happens to old tractors when they finally stop working?"

Sighing, her mother answered: "Someone sells them to your father, dear."

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "merk" |