Best Jokes

Yo Momma is so big...

When she steps on a digital scale it says: To be continued.

If Shaq were:

A banana - he’d be Shaquille O’Peel

A shade of blue green - he’d be Shaquille O’Teal

A criminal - he’d be Shaquille O’Steal

A poker player - he’d be Shaquille O’Deal

Overly emotional - he’d be Shaquille O’Feel

A doctor - he’d be Shaquille O’Heal

What do you call an Egyptian back specialist?

A Cairo-practor!