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Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?"

Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place.

They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"

Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A computer once beat me at chess...

But it was no match for me at kickboxing!

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Life is very short...

Literally, it's only four letters long.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |