Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?"
Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place.
They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"
Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"
A computer once beat me at chess...
But it was no match for me at kickboxing!
Life is very short...
Literally, it's only four letters long.