Best Jokes

Sign in the widow of a Photography Studio:
We can Shoot Your Wife and Frame Your Mother-In-Law, If you want.
We can Hang Them Too.

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

How many people can fit in a beach?

ThouSANDS and ThouSANDS...

Young Actor: "Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years."

Father: "Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."