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My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark.
It's becoming a night mare.
When hiring new staff at her public library, my daughter always asks the applicants what sort of supervision they’d be most comfortable with.
One genius answered, “I’ve always thought Superman’s X-ray vision would be cool.”
I’m gonna eat Henry.
I’m gonna eat Phil.
I’m gonna eat Debbie.
I’m gonna eat Jill.
I’m gonna eat Tommy.
And Sue, no surprise.
Is it weird that I like to name all my french fries?
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