Why should you never mention the number 288 in a polite conversation?
Because it’s too (two) gross!
Tech support: “What does the screen say now?”
Customer: “It says ‘Hit enter when ready.’”
Tech support: “Well?”
Customer: “How do I know when it’s ready?”
What did the quarter say to the penny?
You don’t make much cents.
My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married... I didn't want him to.