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Why should you never mention the number 288 in a polite conversation?

Because it’s too (two) gross!

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Tech support: “What does the screen say now?”

Customer: “It says ‘Hit enter when ready.’”

Tech support: “Well?”

Customer: “How do I know when it’s ready?”

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What did the quarter say to the penny?

You don’t make much cents.

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My boyfriend and I broke up.

He wanted to get married... I didn't want him to.

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