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A CEO would always schedule weekly meetings at 4:30 PM every Friday. The co-workers always complained about it until one finally got courage to ask his boss, “Why do you put the meetings at Friday 4:30?”
“Because it’s the only time you guys don’t argue with me.”

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posted by "ltsai" |
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A student burst into his professor’s office and says, "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this 'F' grade that you've given me!"

To which Professor Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award."

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "N Mutaka" |
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, “Sorry, no time.”

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Two guys are driving in the countryside. One says, "Tiger Wood... isn't he famous or something?"

"Yeah, I think he plays golf or something."

"Does he have a brother named Fire who's in jail?"

"I don't know. Why?"

"I just saw a sign that said 'FREE FIRE WOOD!'"

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "ConnieMack" |