Best Jokes

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Last night, I spent 5,000 bucks on a reincarnation seminar...

I figured, "What the heck, you only live once!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Q: Why do people love drinking Guinness?

A : It's a meal in a can!

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posted by "manjinder" |
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What did the dinosaur get on its Maths test?

Nothing, it got an Extinction!

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posted by "HomerS" |
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Preparing to go on vacation yet very concerned her apartment would be burglarized while she was gone, Mrs. Smilowitz taped a note to her front door saying, "WE ARE HOME." When she came back from her vacation she found the house was robbed and everything was gone except for the dining room table. On it was a note which read, "Where were you? We looked for you!"

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Dana" |