I loaned $10,000 to my (former) best friend to get plastic surgery.
I haven't heard from him in nine months, and now I don't know what he looks like.
Apparently, this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog.
My bad dude, my bad...
A policeman is praying at a church when a priest comes to him.
Priest: “Tell me son, who killed Abel?’
Policeman: “I'm sorry Father, but you'll have to ask the detective in charge of this Abel's murder case.”
I’m writing a book in fifth person...
So every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody…”