Best Jokes

When I was young I could watch basketball and even soccer, I could follow all the moves.

But I slowed down a bit and switched to American football since there were many seconds between plays.

But that caught up with me so I switched to baseball since there could be several minutes between plays.

But then I started going to sleep between the plays and lost whole innings.

What to do?

I finally settled on solitaire. If I fall asleep between drawing cards, the game is the same when I wake up.

I loaned $10,000 to my (former) best friend to get plastic surgery.

I haven't heard from him in nine months, and now I don't know what he looks like.

Apparently, this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog.

My bad dude, my bad...