Q: What do you have if you hold 13 tennis balls in one hand and 15 tennis balls in the other hand?
A: REALLY big hands!
ME: "Excuse me, sir, could you help me? I'm trying to take this llama to the capital of Pakistan.
SIR: "Islamabad?"
ME: "Oh no, not at all. This is a good llama."
Keep a very firm grasp on reality...
That way you can strangle it at any time.
Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?”
Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.”
Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?”
Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal.”