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I loaned $10,000 to my (former) best friend to get plastic surgery.

I haven't heard from him in nine months, and now I don't know what he looks like.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Apparently, this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog.

My bad dude, my bad...

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A policeman is praying at a church when a priest comes to him.

Priest: “Tell me son, who killed Abel?’

Policeman: “I'm sorry Father, but you'll have to ask the detective in charge of this Abel's murder case.”

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posted by "Psalmlocoh" |
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I’m writing a book in fifth person...

So every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody…”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |