According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death.
This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
How do you know if you have inner beauty?
Just ask a radiologist.
A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Reverend walk into a bar...
You know what, I'm tired of these jokes, you finish it.
Let the Wookiee win. While you're at it, let the Wookiee have the right of way in traffic. If they tip badly, do not complain. If the Wookiee does not return library books right on time, do not fine them. If they take food from your refrigerator, just let it go. Finally, if the Wookiee is your customer, remember that the customer is always right.