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Alan

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Member Since : Oct, 2015
# of jokes posted : 4
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Location: United States
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* Put the past behind you, unless you're a time traveler.

* Remember that only James Bond lives twice. You only live once.

* Time makes fools of us all. However, you can't make a fool of time.

* You sometimes get what you want. You can't always get what you need.

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5.25 inch floppy disks were fragile. They had to be stored in paper sleeves, could not be bent, and they could be damaged by a single touch

3.5 inch floppy disks held 1.44 megabytes of data. That's enough for maybe two or three standard Microsoft Word documents with no images. That's enough for maybe a minute of MP3 quality music.

Before internet use was common, the most frequent way that computer viruses spread was through floppy disks. It was a risk to take your data to another person's computer.

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Let the Wookiee win. While you're at it, let the Wookiee have the right of way in traffic. If they tip badly, do not complain. If the Wookiee does not return library books right on time, do not fine them. If they take food from your refrigerator, just let it go. Finally, if the Wookiee is your customer, remember that the customer is always right.

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When you combine "Red Dawn" with "Blue Velvet," do you get "Purple Rain"?

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