Best Jokes

Little Willie came home in a sad state. He had a black eye and numerous scratches and contusions, and his clothes were a sight. His mother was horrified at the spectacle presented by her darling. There were tears in her eyes as she addressed him rebukingly:

"Oh Willie, Willie! How often have I told you not to play with that naughty Peck boy!"

Little Willie regarded his mother with an expression of deepest disgust.

"Say, ma," he objected, "do I look as if I had been playing with anybody?"

My dog’s name is Minton.

Today he ate my shuttlecock.

Bad Minton!

The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.

But their kids aren’t anything to look at.