My dog’s name is Minton.
Today he ate my shuttlecock.
Bad Minton!
The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.
But their kids aren’t anything to look at.
I was reading a book that was the color blue...
After I got to the last page was it considered RED.
According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death.
This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.