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An English boy came home from school to hear the family parrot say, "Liam never does his homework."

Liam: "Who told you that?"

Polly looked the other way and said nothing..

Liam: "So, mum's the word eh."

Polly: "Oh man, don't tell Mum I told you."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Two sharks are swimming along in the ocean when they spot a windsurfer.

“Ooh, look, a snack!” cheers up the first one.

The second one nods appreciatively, “And on a nice little plate with even a napkin!"

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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A new survey shows that 60% of men under the age of 30 don't own a suit...

Then again, those of us over 30 that have a suit don't know if they still fit.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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"Bill's nowhere near the fool he was."

"Has he reformed?"

"No, he's dieting."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |