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A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, "Exactly."

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posted by "antonina" |
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Oh Lord, give me patience, and, and... AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW!

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posted by "Quantum321" |
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the Darkside...

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posted by "Kjoke" |
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Worrying works...

90% of the things I worry about never happen!

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posted by "aod318" |