A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"
The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."
The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”
Boy nods, "Exactly."
Oh Lord, give me patience, and, and... AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the Darkside...
Worrying works...
90% of the things I worry about never happen!