Best Jokes

In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger."

"Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!"

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him.

"Why not?" asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.

Woman 1: How was your date with the tree removal guy?

Woman 2: Awful. I was scared to death!

Woman 1: Why was that? He seemed nice.

Woman 2: He was nice. But he kept wanting to go out on a limb.

What is the favorite American car in Norway?

Why it's the Fjord Mustang of course.