Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Times Square.
Mo: What were the best sporting events you’ve ever attended?
Joe: Well, years ago I went to an Indiana-Michigan basketball game. Indiana was coached by the iconic Bobby Knight.
Mo: Wow!
Joe: And recently, I went to an Ohio State-Michigan football game. Ohio State was coached by the up-and-coming
Ryan Day.
Mo: Wow again! What were those games like?
Joe: They were like Knight and Day!
Me: How was your date last night?
Her: A complete waste of makeup.
The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.
She said, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"