Best Jokes
Favorite this joke A young nurse is watching an operation for the first time. "Excuse me, please," she asks the doctor. "But what are you doing?"
"This woman swallowed a golf ball," he replies. "And we're trying to remove it from her throat."
Noticing a worried looking woman seated outside, the nurse then asks, "And is she the patient's mother?"
"Actually," the doctor replies. "That's her golfing partner and she's waiting to finish the game."
Teacher: "Little Johnny, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Little Johnny: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Little Johnny: "I don't think I know either, Sir."
Joey: "Ew, this meatloaf is terrible!"
Lunch lady: "Terrible? Why, I've been making meat loaves like this since before you were born."
Joey: "Well, why did you have to save one for me?"
How does Harry Potter get to the bottom of a hill?
By running... JK, Rolling!
Free Daily Joke