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Favorite this joke That some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I can't put into words.
Your shadow is confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the last few feet thanks to you.
Pete lived back in the days of the wild west. He wore brown paper exclusively. Brown paper pants, shirt, vest, boots. Everything was made from brown paper.
He rode into town on a hot dry day, very near parched from thirst. He rode up to the saloon to get a cool drink, stepped off his horse, and up on the sidewalk and was promptly arrested by the sheriff.
He was charged with rustlin'.
I thought there was something wrong with my pedometer app.
It thought there was something wrong with me.
It asked me if I had died.
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