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A customer was really hassling an airline agent at the ticket counter, yelling and using foul language. However, the agent was polite, pleasant and smiled while the customer continued to abuse her.

When the man finally left, the next person in line said to the agent, "Does that happen often? I can't believe how nice you were to him."

The agent smiled and said, "No problem, I took care of it. He's going to Detroit. His bags are going to Bangkok."

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I hate hotel bath towels.

They’re so thick I can’t close my suitcase.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Where do mansplainers get their water?

From a “well actually.”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, you are allowed one wish for anyone you left behind, back on earth.

St. Peter explained this to a woman who had just recently arrived, and asked what her one wish would be.

"Well, I just wish my son would get married and be happy."

"Look lady, it's just one wish; make up your mind!"

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posted by "aod318" |