Best Jokes

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If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek...

Do they automatically lose because they can't find themselves?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well...

He was known to be bambidextrous.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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After many years of service, a rich lady decides to fire her maid and hire someone younger. When she hears the news, the maid takes a steak out of the fridge and throws it to the family dog.

"Why did you do that?" asks the lady of the house.

"I never forget a friend," replies the maid. "That was for his help cleaning the dishes all these years!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Leibel" |
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Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tra’-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s

Archives \ar’-kivs\: What Noah kept the bees in.

Avoidable \a-void’-a-ble\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |