Do you know what I love most about baseball?
The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt...
And that's just in the hot dogs!
A literature teacher is explaining the power of poems and stories. "Have you ever read something that made you cry?"
A student replied, "Yeah, my last report card."
I'm done with dating sites.
Now focused on pizza delivery guys.
Before I even meet them, I know they have a job, car, and a pizza.
Today I made my first money as a Computer Programmer.
I sold my laptop.