Best Jokes

An Eskimo mother was reading to her small daughter in their igloo. She began, "Little Jack Horner sat in a corner..."

"What's a corner?" the little girl asked.

I always keep my guitar in the car now.

It's good for traffic jams.

A young nurse is watching an operation for the first time. "Excuse me, please," she asks the doctor. "But what are you doing?"

"This woman swallowed a golf ball," he replies. "And we're trying to remove it from her throat."

Noticing a worried looking woman seated outside, the nurse then asks, "And is she the patient's mother?"

"Actually," the doctor replies. "That's her golfing partner and she's waiting to finish the game."