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Pete lived back in the days of the wild west. He wore brown paper exclusively. Brown paper pants, shirt, vest, boots. Everything was made from brown paper.
He rode into town on a hot dry day, very near parched from thirst. He rode up to the saloon to get a cool drink, stepped off his horse, and up on the sidewalk and was promptly arrested by the sheriff.
He was charged with rustlin'.
I thought there was something wrong with my pedometer app.
It thought there was something wrong with me.
It asked me if I had died.
She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.
He walks in and she says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
He says, "What's going on?"
She says, "The egg timer is broken."
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