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A young nurse is watching an operation for the first time. "Excuse me, please," she asks the doctor. "But what are you doing?"

"This woman swallowed a golf ball," he replies. "And we're trying to remove it from her throat."

Noticing a worried looking woman seated outside, the nurse then asks, "And is she the patient's mother?"

"Actually," the doctor replies. "That's her golfing partner and she's waiting to finish the game."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Teacher: "Little Johnny, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

Little Johnny: "What do you think it is, Sir?"

Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

Little Johnny: "I don't think I know either, Sir."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Joey: "Ew, this meatloaf is terrible!"

Lunch lady: "Terrible? Why, I've been making meat loaves like this since before you were born."

Joey: "Well, why did you have to save one for me?"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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How does Harry Potter get to the bottom of a hill?

By running... JK, Rolling!

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |