Best Jokes

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

Knock Knock! Who is there?

Two interrupting bovines!

Two interrup--MOO!!

To keep her warm, a motorcyclist puts his leather jacket on his girlfriend backwards, so that the collar would cover her face. After they hit a patch of ice, there was a tragic accident. First on the scene was a farmer and his son. Soon a policeman arrives and questions the farmer.

"Well, sir, the poor guy down there in the ditch was apparently killed outright. The girl was in pretty good shape till Junior turned her head around."