Best Jokes

To keep her warm, a motorcyclist puts his leather jacket on his girlfriend backwards, so that the collar would cover her face. After they hit a patch of ice, there was a tragic accident. First on the scene was a farmer and his son. Soon a policeman arrives and questions the farmer.

"Well, sir, the poor guy down there in the ditch was apparently killed outright. The girl was in pretty good shape till Junior turned her head around."

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.

"What are you doing these days?"

"PhD."

"Wow! You're a doctor!"

"No, Pizza Home Delivery."

Why should you never put an eel in a toaster?

You will get an electric shock.