Best Jokes

2 votes

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.

"What are you doing these days?"


"Wow! You're a doctor!"

"No, Pizza Home Delivery."

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posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

Why should you never put an eel in a toaster?

You will get an electric shock.

2 votes

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Why did the stop light turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Little Johnny is visiting an art museum with his parents. When they enter the main room, he observes a sign reading, "ART OBJECTS."

Johnny then taps his father on the shoulder and asks, "If art objects, why is he letting everyone look at his paintings?"

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |