A hunting party is hopelessly lost. “I thought you said you were the best guide in Maine!” one of the hunters angrily said to their confused leader.
“I am, “replied the guide. “But I think we’re in Canada now.”
Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army?
The first time he saluted he nearly killed himself.
A boss bought a new BMW car. His employee congratulated and praised him. The boss said, “If you too would work hard, show sincerity, be punctual, don’t take leaves, work overtime, and meet deadlines then..."
“Then what, sir?” asked the employee eagerly.
“Then I can buy a car bigger than this!”