Best Jokes

An extremely vain sorceress zoomed into the local dollar store on her broom, fuming from head-to-toe. “Which one of you morons is responsible for putting my name on your product without my permission? I’m going to turn you into a toad!”

A shuddering young clerk bravely came forward— “I’m extremely sorry ma'am; I honestly thought Witch Hazel was an approved product.”

“You idiot,” screamed the hag. “I’m talking about the Barbie doll!”

Might wake up early and go running tomorrow.

I also might win the lottery.

Odds are about the same.

ME: What does "competitive salary" mean?

BOSS: It means your salary will be competing with your bills.