Best Jokes

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A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?"

"I've got a kickstand," the prospect replied. "Is that the same thing?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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The pretty lady at the DMV recommended to me that I sign up to be an organ donor....

That's when I realized she was a girl after my own heart!

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "lilsteve" |
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John: Do you know how big the world's biggest nose was?

David: Eleven inches

John: That's not very long.

David: If it was any longer, it would be a foot.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?"

"Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like, I really don't like, think like, that's really important, y'know, like because I'm, y'know, like I don't get anything out of it."

"It's Mrs. Dull's English class, isn't it?" replied the smiling teacher.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Leibel" |