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Favorite this joke The meal in the restaurant was awful. The diner asked to see the manager. When the manager came, the diner said, “I want to compliment you on your very clean kitchen.”
“Clean kitchen?” the manager asked. “Have you seen our kitchen?”
“No,” the diner replied. “But it must be clean because all the food tastes like soap.”
I wished my wife a Happy Birthday this morning and then joked, "The clown and the pony will be here a bit later!"
She responded, "Don't worry, I've been sheltering-in-place with the clown for almost a year now."
People say I'm condescending...
That means I talk down to people.
An Eskimo mother was reading to her small daughter in their igloo. She began, "Little Jack Horner sat in a corner..."
"What's a corner?" the little girl asked.
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