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Pandemic Overreaction
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I wished my wife a Happy Birthday this morning and then joked, "The clown and the pony will be here a bit later!"

She responded, "Don't worry, I've been sheltering-in-place with the clown for almost a year now."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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They Say I'm Condescending
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People say I'm condescending...

That means I talk down to people.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "CASEY" |
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Little Jack Horner Sat In A Corner
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An Eskimo mother was reading to her small daughter in their igloo. She began, "Little Jack Horner sat in a corner..."

"What's a corner?" the little girl asked.

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Rock On
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I always keep my guitar in the car now.

It's good for traffic jams.

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |