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Favorite this joke After many years of service, a rich lady decides to fire her maid and hire someone younger. When she hears the news, the maid takes a steak out of the fridge and throws it to the family dog.
"Why did you do that?" asks the lady of the house.
"I never forget a friend," replies the maid. "That was for his help cleaning the dishes all these years!"
Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tra’-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s
Archives \ar’-kivs\: What Noah kept the bees in.
Avoidable \a-void’-a-ble\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
A thief got married to a thief. They decided to give up their old ways and begin a family.
Fifteen months after getting married, they were expecting a son. At the hospital their son was born and his hand was closed.
They went for a closer look. They opened up his hand and were surprised by what they found.
The wristwatch of the doctor who delivered him.
The famous pop singer Chloe Sweetsong is signing autographs outside the local concert hall of a small town when a little girl approaches her with an autograph book.
"Miss Sweetsong," the girl says. "May I have your autograph, please?"
Noticing that the girl looks familiar, Chloe says, "But haven't I signed your book before?"
"Yes," the girl replies. "But when I get ten of your autographs, I can get one of Taylor Swift's."
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