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There's a new emotional support group. We already had Alcoholics Anonymous, Narcotics Anonymous, Gamblers Anonymous. Now we have Ramblers Anonymous.

It’s a group for people who are addicted to babbling on endlessly... but are not self-aware enough to realize they’re doing it... they like to talk, but can’t seem to get to the point…or any point... it's expected that each meeting will run several hours... and then some...

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt uneasy, not knowing about all the new technology.

A technician followed her onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking machine with tubes and wires and dials.

"Boy, would I hate to be hooked up to that thing," she said.

"So would I," replied the technician. "It's a floor-cleaning machine."

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, “You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?”

I said, “No, not particularly."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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An English boy came home from school to hear the family parrot say, "Liam never does his homework."

Liam: "Who told you that?"

Polly looked the other way and said nothing..

Liam: "So, mum's the word eh."

Polly: "Oh man, don't tell Mum I told you."

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posted by "Marty" |