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No More Math
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A young kid found an old lamp. As always the lamp was rubbed and a genie appeared granting 3 wishes.

Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes!

Kid: I wish math didn't exist.

Genie: DONE! You have no more wishes!

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "HomerS" |
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The Karate Expert
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Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army?

The first time he saluted he nearly killed himself.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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An Encouraging Boss
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A boss bought a new BMW car. His employee congratulated and praised him. The boss said, “If you too would work hard, show sincerity, be punctual, don’t take leaves, work overtime, and meet deadlines then..."

“Then what, sir?” asked the employee eagerly.

“Then I can buy a car bigger than this!”

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CATEGORY Entertainment Jokes
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posted by "RS" |
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Literacy Failure
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My books all piled on top of me, I've only got my shelf to blame.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "wadejagz" |