I was reading a book that was the color blue...
After I got to the last page was it considered RED.
According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death.
This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
How do you know if you have inner beauty?
Just ask a radiologist.
A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Reverend walk into a bar...
You know what, I'm tired of these jokes, you finish it.