Best Jokes

Woman 1: How was your date with the tree removal guy?

Woman 2: Awful. I was scared to death!

Woman 1: Why was that? He seemed nice.

Woman 2: He was nice. But he kept wanting to go out on a limb.

What is the favorite American car in Norway?

Why it's the Fjord Mustang of course.

How do you know how fast a baby cow is running?

You measure its vealocity.

A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible to women you are?"

Totally flattered, he replied, "No dear, they haven't."

At that point she yelled, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?"