Best Jokes

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him.

"Why not?" asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.

Woman 1: How was your date with the tree removal guy?

Woman 2: Awful. I was scared to death!

Woman 1: Why was that? He seemed nice.

Woman 2: He was nice. But he kept wanting to go out on a limb.

What is the favorite American car in Norway?

Why it's the Fjord Mustang of course.

How do you know how fast a baby cow is running?

You measure its vealocity.