Best Jokes

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Mo: What were the best sporting events you’ve ever attended?

Joe: Well, years ago I went to an Indiana-Michigan basketball game. Indiana was coached by the iconic Bobby Knight.

Mo: Wow!

Joe: And recently, I went to an Ohio State-Michigan football game. Ohio State was coached by the up-and-coming
Ryan Day.

Mo: Wow again! What were those games like?

Joe: They were like Knight and Day!

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Pillowpack" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

Me: How was your date last night?

Her: A complete waste of makeup.

2 votes

posted by "Susan Paetznick" |
2 votes

The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.

She said, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"

2 votes

posted by "aod318" |
2 votes

My friends and I were doing Tequila shooters last night and decided to take a cab to the Standup Comedy Club for open mic night.

My friends encouraged me to get up on the stage and give it a try so I did. The people were in hysterics, everyone in the place was cracking up making sure to point me out to their friends.

When I got up this morning things were a bit hazy but I do remember how I brought the house down last night at the comedy club. A sense of pride was coming over me until my friend just called and told me we had reservations for the comedy club tonight.

I told him we went there last night and he laughed. He said they were booked last night so all of us went over to that new Karaoke place across town.

2 votes

posted by "Marty" |