Best Jokes

ME: What does "competitive salary" mean?

BOSS: It means your salary will be competing with your bills.

Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May.

Where do math teachers go on vacation?

Times Square.

Mo: What were the best sporting events you’ve ever attended?

Joe: Well, years ago I went to an Indiana-Michigan basketball game. Indiana was coached by the iconic Bobby Knight.

Mo: Wow!

Joe: And recently, I went to an Ohio State-Michigan football game. Ohio State was coached by the up-and-coming
Ryan Day.

Mo: Wow again! What were those games like?

Joe: They were like Knight and Day!