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I'm trying to eat healthy so I'm making some "whole grain" oatmeal cookies. I don't like raisins so I'm substituting them for M&M's.

I think their about the same thing, they both came from plants, right?!?!

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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When I was in elementary school, I learned about exaggeration.

I had like ten thousand tests on it and my teacher would kill me if I didn't spell it right.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Teacher: When does three come before two?

Student: In the dictionary!

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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There was a monkey sitting in a banana tree. He was very hungry. He knew that somewhere in the tree there was a magic banana, and that once he ate that banana, he wouldn't be hungry anymore.

He ate one banana. That wasn't it. He was still hungry. He ate another banana. That wasn't it either. He was still hungry.

Finally, after he ate his tenth banana, he wasn't hungry anymore. "I knew I'd find it," he said. "It's too bad that I didn't eat that one first. I wouldn't have to waste all those other bananas."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |