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Favorite this joke What does one wildebeest say to another wildebeest say at the beginning of each year?
“Happy Gnu Year!”
I walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a Screwdriver.
He disappears and reappears twenty minutes later with a Philips Head screwdriver.
I look at him aghast and say, “What would you have done if I asked for a Bloody Mary?”
What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
Sanka.
What kind of lettuce did they serve with their salads on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
Teacher: Which hand do you eat spaghetti with Little Johnny?
Little Johnny: I don't use my hands, I use a fork.
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