Best Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the light bulb really has to really want to change.

“How good are elephants at hiding in trees?”

“What do you mean? Elephants don't hide in trees.“

"Well, have you ever seen one?”

A Politician rang up the "self help" line and said "I'm fed up with my life and am going to kill myself"
The operator said "where are you". The politician said "I am on the train track under the bridge"
The operator said "please stay on the line"????

Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital?
It came out cordless!