Best Jokes

Q: Why do cows have hooves?

A; Because they lactose!

One fly says to another fly: "Psst. Hey your man is open!"

A man walks into a store and orders some rigatoni, some mozzarella, parmesan cheese and a bottle of red wine.

The clerk says "You must be Italian."

The customer, put off says, " If I ordered some potatoes, cabbage and a six pack of beer would you say I must be Irish."

"No." Said the clerk, "THIS IS A HARDWARE STORE!"

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?