Best Jokes

During college, I worked on a conveyer belt. One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.

"I work at the end of a belt," I said.

With an ebullient smile, she asked, "Are you the buckle?"

To make sure I won't be late for work, my girlfriend calls me on the phone every morning to wake me up.

Wouldn't it be easier for her to just lean over, start shaking me, and yell, 'HEY! WAKE UP!'?

Just heard on the news that Uber is testing new driver-less cars...

Not sure where they are heading, but I am afraid they are gonna drive us crazy!

At the gym, a hole was found in the wall of the women's changing room....

Police are looking into it!