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Bigger Fish
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The swordfish has few predators in the wild.

Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I Sat On My Phone
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I accidentally sat on my phone...

Siri suggested several local gyms.

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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A Souper joke
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I went to an outdoor restaurant earlier, and it started to rain...

Took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Knowing Your Judgment Day
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Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that, too."

Fellow 2: "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?"

Fellow 1: "A judge told him."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |