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$15.00 won 2 votes

The swordfish has few predators in the wild.

Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I accidentally sat on my phone...

Siri suggested several local gyms.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I went to an outdoor restaurant earlier, and it started to rain...

Took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that, too."

Fellow 2: "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?"

Fellow 1: "A judge told him."

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posted by "merk" |