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Favorite this joke Little Penny sees Little Millie coming back from girl scouts with several new badges.
Penny: "Say, what didja get that badge for?"
Millie: "For singing."
Penny: "Ooh, nice! And what didja get that badge for?"
Millie: "For not singing anymore."
Psychiatrist: "I have good news, Mr. Branson, after our sessions together, I've discovered that you absolutely do not have an inferiority complex."
Mr. Branson: "Oh, that's wonderful, doc! How did you find out?"
Psychiatrist: "I've come to the conclusion that you, are actually inferior."
Judge: I know you, don't I?
Defendant: Uh, yes.
Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?
Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?
Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me.
Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
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