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Favorite this joke A woman enters a tattoo parlor. She has tattoos on her shoulder and on her calf and wants them off.
She asks the artist, "How much will it cost to have these tattoos removed?"
He looks at her limbs and says, "An arm and a leg."
If I won the lottery, I wouldn't quit my job...
I'd just sit there doing nothing and see how long it took them to fire me.
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
My boss always laughed at my jokes at work, but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."
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