Best Jokes

Quasimodo wasn’t exactly sure what was wrong with his back, but he had a hunch.

Her: Could you loan me ten dollars please?

Him: What did you say?

Her (a bit louder): Could you loan me twenty dollars please?

Him: I thought you asked for ten!

Do you suffer from anxiety that a stranger may be hiding in your room?

You're not alone.

Research shows that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog.

So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.