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Somebody told me that echoes repeat everything back...

Where have I heard that before?

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment?

It kept on repeating OOOOMMM!

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night.

I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...

How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?

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posted by "aod318" |
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There are only two instances when people hate the alarm clock:

1) When it rings.

2) When it doesn’t ring.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |