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Favorite this joke Sally: Hmmm... there was something else I had to buy, and I can’t think of it.
Mary: Was it tuna fish... or cereal… or sugar… or coffee?
Sally: No, none of those things. Especially not coffee! I don't drink that awful stuff, it makes me nervous!
Mary: They have decaffeinated coffee, you know?
Sally: It's not the caffeine that makes me nervous... it’s the price!
Father: I finally won a battle in the never-ending war between parents and children.
Mother: That I’d like to see.
Father: Take a look.
Mother: Well, I’ll be darned! That’s our son out there, actually mowing the lawn! How in the world did you ever manage that?
Father: He wanted to borrow the car, and I told him I’d lost keys in the overgrown grass!
In a European town the streets were cleared for an annual race.
The second place driver said the winner cheated by using one of those round intersections with several exits as a shortcut.
In the end the judges decided the winner did no wrong.
After all, turnabout is fair play.
The IRS is out of control...
Now that I'm older, they've even taxed my memory!
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