Best Jokes

An antelope and a lion entered a diner and took a booth near the window. When the waiter approached, the antelope said, “I’ll have a bowl of hay and a side order of radishes.”

“And what would your friend have?”

“Nothing,” replied the antelope.

The waiter persisted, “Isn’t he hungry?”

“Hey, if he were hungry,” said the antelope, “would I be sitting here?”

This is my step ladder...

I never knew my real ladder.

Somebody told me that echoes repeat everything back...

Where have I heard that before?

Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment?

It kept on repeating OOOOMMM!