How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let's go ride bikes!
Do you know what my shirt is made of?
Boyfriend material.
What do you call a Jedi in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be
After listening to his child's endless knock-knock jokes, while trying to read the paper, Dad finally had enough.
Child: Knock knock...
Dad: Come on in, it's open!