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Don't ever run with Bagpipes...

You could poke an eye out...

Or worse yet, you could get kilt!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.

"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"

"Really? How'd you do that?"

"I dropped the ball."

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Words that mean what they sound like...

Counterfeiters: workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What is Econometrics?

It is the art of drawing a crooked line from an unproven assumption to a foregone conclusion.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |